Reason #8972 to be Critical of 'Facts'

One more thing. Not to cast doubt on a record — or on the hard-working people who keep it — but do you know who measures the snow at Central Park? The security guards at the zoo. They read the numbers off a stick set in a flat, tree-ringed clearing near the sea lion pool.

Therefore, the words, “According to the National Weather Service, the snowfall in Central Park…” actually mean, “According to the security guards at the Central Park Zoo.” (NYTimes, via Gothamist)

There’s certainly a lot of snow outside here, but even the sidewalk drifts in my neighborhood weren’t quite two feet.

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